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Here are some women who probably don't fit that vision:. Women typically live longer than men. Gone are funny personal dating ads days when widows had prsonal live out the rest of their lives. Older women get divorced. That's okay. It is healthy and das for funny personal dating ads ladies to seek out new love lives. Sounds like the future men for these ladies will have their hands full. I think we all get a little irked when we see messages on social networks that are garbled, and unreadable We can forgive typos, a little bad spelling, even some incorrect word use.

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Happy dating! Sign in or sign up and post using a HubPages Network account. Comments are chatting sites for free for promoting your articles or other sites. This is a cute hub, Sharkye I chuckled most of the way through reading it.

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I enjoyed reading this and it made me laugh. Daisy--I loved the older women. I found that ad about the lady with the Judo training years and years ago in a small Arkansas newspaper. I thought it was so cute and hilarious. Thanks for reading, I am glad oersonal enjoyed!

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Alecia Murphy--Wow I peeked at a few Craigslist ads while writing these articles and I was pretty amazed.

Those ads are certainly And sometimes very, very weird.

Funny personal dating ads

I'm not sure if they are all real, or if someone thought them up just to see if they got any responses. A much too competitive sport funny personal dating ads too many rules for my taste! Poor Willa. Honesty is a good thing. Maybe she found someone with no relatives, kids, cats, or sporting interests! Glad you got a laugh from it! Thanks for reading and funnt

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I noticed a big difference between the older ads and the more recent ones fjnny. People seem more irritable and blunt as time progresses.

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Funny personal dating ads

Don't discount the singles ads though I cannot believe what some people write! Thanks for sharing this! Very entertaining! The personal ads are always entertaining.

I really liked the older generation one, especially the judo black belt lady. Entertaining hub, well.

Some women seem to know what they want, I just wonder what kind of person they actually end up. This is such a fun article! Your "Love and the Older Generation" section is the best. Those older women certainly know what they want! Funny personal dating ads did a study of personal ads on Craigslist in college, let me tell you, it was all kinds of crazy.

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